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I never understand that either. I am so polite and friendly to anyone that has access to my food. If I have to return something (and it rarely happens) I am so apologetic about it. Usually that turns out in my favor. Once I had to return my green beans because they had been cooked to mush and my server was

I needed a second job while saving up for college and got a waitressing job at a big chain in the area. I had never done it before and it was probably a terrible idea with my low self esteem and absolute clutziness. But I tried.

THEY HAD IT COMING!

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!

Yeah, somehow I think cheating is more of a conscious decision than an accident, like so many people make it seem. Have hot guys hit on me? Yes. Have I slept with them? No. Sometimes people make it sound like it's super hard not to cheat. It's not that hard.

I know, right? Mary Jo Eustace is probably having a cocktail and laughing her ass off at Ms. Spelling for actually thinking it wouldn't happen to her, too.

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

"Sexual investigation" is extremely awkward. Is he being investigated for sexual assault? It didn't seem like it from the police report. It didn't seem like there was much to investigate at all, other than NFL players smoking weed. If it comes out she was assaulted, then call it a sexual assault investigation, but a

LOL@watching TV news channels for any reason.

I say crossing the ocean on a 36' boat with a baby and a toddler is pretty stupid. Even if the baby is healthy and if you have previous experience with ocean voyages, which apparently wasn't the case here.

I am conscious uncoupling with jezebel if goop posts keep happening.

This site obsession with her and often sexism when it comes to her is even more annoying than Gwyneth herself.

The one who was unaware of a little event called the Cuban Missle Crisis.

And don't get raped in your house, either, little lady!

She made a mistake. Clearly. And it could have been a dangerous one. So yes, she needed to be arrested.

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not

exactly, he said he would stand up for family values, not value his family.

I think we can all agree that Russian-Armenian miscegenation is the root of all evil. I mean, good God, who wants to see Armenian man-nose on a little girl? Thank you, extremely-limited-worldview-Barbie, for giving voice to the downtrodden.