Jan74, if you were famous enough to be on that particular tumblr that catalogues the 50 worst things you've ever said, how do you think you'd come out looking?

I feel like this is a waste of energy. What about the people that are actually oppressing people right now? Let's focus on them.

And here we finally get a modicum of truth leaking through the carefully constructed PR narrative: I'm not Disney

Oh, Miley. No one associates you with punk rock.

You are a motherfucking lie. Full stop.

Have you done literally any research about the case at all? Being in the courtroom isn't necessary, it takes all of thirty minutes to find this information if you're willing to look.

Oh, were you in the courtroom?

My favorite line was, "Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch, who likes hard alcohol, big dicks, and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she offered the Grim Reaper a hand-job."

But there were some great lines:

The only reason this sad little clownette has a public voice is because of who her mommy is. That she has the audacity to even utter the words, "pulling herself up by her own bootsstraps" is hypocrisy to a flabbergasting degree.

Hey Bristol, who took care of your kid when you pretended you were an actual celebrity on DWTS? Just wondering!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that all went down exactly how Racist POS wanted it to. Sucks. One can only hope that an anvil will fall on him.

When will people learn you can't fucking act like this? His fucking apology - he has NO CONCEPT of how you just cannot act like that. It doesn't matter how annoyed you were. You can't.

"I expect a certain level of professionalism and respect, especially when I go out of my way to do that reporter a favor."

You caught me. We have a secret code, and "...if you fail to make payment by the next due date, your spring 2014 registration may be canceled and/or additional fees added to the balance due" really means "i'm so horny can i cum over tonight"

I came here to volunteer for that position! Maybe we can work a rota? :D in all seriousness she is so awesome!

Seriously, that was one fucked up comment.

You kind of sound like one too.

This is making me so jealous.