I'd much rather get drunk with Tina and Amy than Taylor...

You think celebrities are ever embarrassed of their fans?

Yeah... that's what we call a joke. He wasn't serious. He was using overstatement to poke fun at his own life choices.

Ohh guy who makes people laugh for a living telling a joke.

Blog..not article. Article implies journalist annnnnd...I think we all know that's not the case here.

My guess is the writer was sitting around drinking with friends when someone mocked Candace Cameron Bure for growing up to be a goody-two-shoes just like DJ (because even though we say that women should be allowed to make their own choices, we really mean they should be free to only make choices we agree with), and…

the fuck even is this article

Here's what this post looks like from a non-bitter, non-New York City feminist very close to or past hitting the Wall, point of view:

Where did the impulse to write this piece of garbage come from? In a few poorly written paragraphs, the author manages to define four women in terms of characters they played over twenty years ago, lump two women into one insulting and unfounded metaphor (a pile of old rugs that chainsmokes and occasionally shouts out…

"Candace. GURL, if having your strength "bridled" is how you want live your life, then you go on ahead and live your life that way. You just gotta stop at trying to make other people live their lives that way, ya dig? (Candace, as it turns out, does not dig.)"

Not funny. Not informative. Just a big shrug from me.

"Religious crazies"

Wow. This was a really mean-spirited piece.

This idiotic woman does not have a fucking clue as to what actual patriotism is. Patriotism isn't about sticking the flag on everything you own, girl.

You shrug about legalizing polygamy?

I don't understand homosexuality - if you want to be with the same sex person WHY DO YOU NEED TO MARRY THEM AT ALL?

YOU don't understand polygamy. Why do you have to force your lack of understanding on other people? Many people who aren't gay don't understand same sex relationships. Should that mean they should be less tolerant?

I'm kind of playing devil's advocate here. But if it's a mutually consensual relationship, why are you…

I get what you are saying but a couple guns against two trucks full of murderers isnt going to save you.

Before the idiots start in:

1) The First Amendment does not cover or protect harassment and threats.