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For me this is an excuse to post gifs of the flawless queen Angela Bassett.

Why would someone wait for SIX HOURS? Just hang up already and try again later. Also, not that I'm super down with "The Man" or whatever, but can we give companies a break once and awhile? I'm sure Target was doing all it could to staff up its customer service lines during that time and that all sorts of Target

My sister's sister in law works for Target Corporation. According to my sister, the sister in law, who isn't even involved with customer service, was watching her phone and email the whole time they were celebrating Christmas together. Apparently most of her co-workers were working around the clock, including on

Jezebel really seems to shine when it unnecessarily puts women down.

I save my money, wear my clothes (and shoes and handbags etc). If I'm concerned about wear and tear, I put my shoes in my purse and wear light-weight puma's or flip flops in transit. I keep my handbag in my lap rather than toss it on the floor.

My Dior bag is my schlep bag and I had an artist friend customize it so it's one of a kind. I also use my inherited mink coat when the temp drops just like the poster above. What's the point of having shit if you aren't going to use it? I'll probably never have another Dior bag, so I'm going to use the one I have

I have no desire to own one, not only because they're just plain not worth the price, but also because I'm petite and those oversized totes overwhelm me (as you can see is also happening to Kim, here, and would be even if it weren't painted).

Fundamentalist Christians: We don't care about biblical views on crustaceans,bacon, cotton-poly blend clothing, working on Saturday, or that "the root of all evil is the love of money". But be careful where you insert that dick, cuz Deus le veult.

My sister uses her Birkin as a schlep bag. It's kind of made to be a schlep bag/carry-all. I use my old (circa 2002-2006) Gucci bags as everyday bags, and I'm not rich (I had a family member who served as Gucci's internal handbag buyer). Same reason I use my (inherited) mink coat when the temperature drops. I don't

No love for the lighter side of animals? Too Cute on Animal Planet is just ridiculously easy to put on in the background while your balancing your checkbook or reading email. Then you can glance up once in a while and go "Oh puppies!" http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/too-c…

Mine came off halfway through this sentence.

Dude here, so tell me ladies, if I depict my hallucinations from a horrific peyote binge in finger paints on a handbag and give it to my woman exactly how fast will the panties come off??

This video's about 6-7 years-old but it seemed as if Tori felt rather threatened by Mary-Jo, in a competitive sense, at the time. She really made an ass of herself that night.

He cheated with Tori. Why wouldn't he cheat on Tori? Is this really a surprise to anyone? He cheated on his previous wife when they were in the middle of adopting a baby and she ended up adopting as a single mom because he refused to go through with the adoption. What a guy. I'd definitely marry and have four children

Gawker beat you to this... by like a week.

I now need to make a shyteload of money so I can build something like this when I retire. Also I need the ability to retire, which I currently don't have and may never...

1. This doesn't happen in all European countries.

Look, comedy is one of those sacred arenas where I think political correctness should have some flexibility. If the context, the delivery, and the joke itself are all funny and expertly executed, it doesn't really matter if it's perfectly PC. In fact, I think that sometimes humor in all of its brazen and insensitive

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

Thank you. I review Broadway shows with Texas connections for a Texas website, and I usually get fairly decent press seating. I've done ok with seating on my own, but I'd looked at tix before and didn't see anything that inexpensive, so I wasn't sure how much I wanted to spend to squirm and be uncomfortable.