If you truly feel shitty about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's marital problems, you might be wasting a tad too much energy thinking about it.

Something tells me this guy's been caught with his hand in the cookie jar on more than one occasion. This reeks of defensiveness.

A case to prove your too-fucking-true point: My roommate and I are best friends - he is white and I am black. On occasion I'll find myself being forced into the company of his mother's grotesque boyfriend, an old-school racist. Around me, however, he is always all smiles. This past weekend, I attended a wedding at…

Thank you for waiting until after lunch to post this.

I want to spend my life in this place.

As long as thought these were occasional affairs, I didn't think you should leave a man over them, especially when he is down.

I never understood why people so easily disregarded Feldman. He would have no reason to lie about such things, he gets no benefit coming out with it. Besides that, Hollywood has always had a reputation as a seedy place where anything goes sexually. Why would people think the casting couch would wait until you're 18?

I don't know if there is anyone in the world I feel less sorry for than these two. Bitching about "financial troubles" with not one, not two, but three fucking nannies is the height of disingenuous behavior and proves them to be complete financial idiots at best, and blatantly deceitful and insensitive assholes at…

Even worse than Lavigne's non-apology is the fact that I long ago thought we were done with her and her lazy brand of uninspired pop-punk, and yet she has managed to annoy my earlobes once again...

Ooh, I'm kind of excited about Jessica Chastain as Marilyn Monroe. I think she would nail it!

Ah, Agnes Irwin! I went to Penn Charter, we actually played you often in field hockey (I believe you beat us most of the time lol). I was the token black there, so we have something in common.

I am also picky about my towels, sheets, and coffee mugs. Does this make me a bitch?

Because we make these people look like radical feminists.

The dude that's grinning in his mugshot is my fave. Something tells me he ignored rule #2: Don't get high on your own supply!

A husband prefers a wife who will wipe his bottom after a bowel movement; the caressing touch of his wife is more appealing than his own gruff hands, made hard from a day toiling in the fields. A man looks to his wife to be his comfort and caregiver in any and all situations, even the most intimate; as such she…

Exactly. At the very least it would not have been a surprise to them that she was pregnant, so the idea that the crew wouldn't have any clue what was going on is a bit fishy. (Though I wouldn't rule out that she was pregnant they did know and they are now all - both Lindsay and crew - playing this up for the finale.…

Jewelry alone is worth more than a year's rent on my NYC apartment, I'm sure.

I don't think I ever recall seeing her smile so big. Usually she looks all stern and stuffy.

So someone on Gawker had an interesting take on the Lohan maybe-miscarriage: http://gawker.com/ok-i-just-read…

Wouldn't a "she-warlock" be a witch?