This same story happened a few years back and was covered on Jezebel. Would you believe that I was heartily attacked on this site for suggesting the same thing you say here?

Wuuuuuut.

I've always thought the engagement ring was a useless waste of money. I would rather my fiance and I buy something together that we can use, like a car or, yes, a house. Plus I have feelings about De Beers.

Just the other day I was thinking how much I miss Phil Hartman.

I feel like there's probably a ton of people waiting to put the smackdown on Piers Morgan a la that scene from Airplane.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Bill-O is a big ole racist. He doesn't get called one outright because his rhetoric isn't quite as loudmouth-ey as say a Rush Limbaugh, but this fucking dude spends countless hours on his show talking about 'the problem with black people' (it's telling too that he assumes all black people should speak for each…

Oh god, what about the one where Fry gets to say goodbye to his mom? It was one of the last episodes. Damn, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

I'm starting to think I need to get into the trolling business. Books that promote antiquated ideas or just general bullshit can be quite lucrative, it seems.

OMG me neither, lol.

The funny thing is I actually own a Kindle, but not an iPad.

See?!

Damn I love his Dazed and Confused hair. It really is glorious.

I was thinking this too - it's entirely possible that many people who aren't privy to the sites that cover this sort of thing just don't know. I myself didn't know the history of Bill Cosby's alleged sexual assaults until Gawker posted about them a few months back, and some of those accusations came out decades ago.

Ha, what? Consider we don't know everything about this situation? Do you know where you are? People here don't like suggestions like that.

Regardless, the bride deserves at least a chance to make those decisions.

comments like oja's seem to relish in the rubbernecking and actively desire that Lohan's life falls apart

Meanwhile, struggling professional writers everywhere bang their heads against a wall.

Johnny Carson sex tape: DO NOT WANT.

if the only comments that are gonna show up are the ones that are all basically saying the same thing and follow the correct party line, what's the point of a comments section if it's just a bunch of yes-(wo)men?