When I tried this, I was living in Massachusetts, and the ads for the clinic had all colors represented, so they certainly imply that all are welcome, but how well they actually practice this I don't know. As someone mentioned I do believe it has more to do with what is most in demand and what people are specifically…

"What have you done to his eyes?! They're BROWN, not green!"

I tried to do this many times. Unfortunately, being 5'2", black, and having an alcoholic father (despite the fact that I myself have literally like 1 drink per week) all combined into major GTFO territory.

Let your man go buy it for you! You don't want to mess around with your pretty little bank balance.

This would be my favorite moment of any television show in the history of TV ever:

Oh God I love you for this. I live for Spaced.

Here's why I don't let my man drive:

Hmm, I don't see this in the articles, but perhaps I missed it, can you point me in the right direction?

Uh, let's hope we'll soon be able to update these posts to read 'soon-to-be ex-wife', yeesh. What a piece of human garbage.

America, forget the Lovings; Kimye are the real trailblazers of interracial relationships. You have not truly proclaimed your love until you've done it while topless (and helmetless) on the top of a moving motorcycle. Also: shut UP Kanye.

Interesting idea, but my dog was always perfectly willing to lick my armpits, usually against my will, bacon or no bacon, so I don't see what purpose this serves. Do people really feel the need to walk around smelling like pork products?

My god, how many douchey selfies can one sociopathic narcissist take?

I feel like this is our passive-aggressive answer to the reaction when Kelly Clarkson tried to buy Jane Austen's ring. Next, the British will make us wait an extra month for Downtown Abbey*, just because.

This. All of this.

No food is so good it's worth the feeling of shitting razorblades, kiddies.

I remember reading that Murphy's mother also lived in Murphy's house with Monjack at the time of his death. If the report says that the toxins were "administered by a third party perpetrator with likely criminal intent", I imagine she would be a questioned on this. I hope it turns out to be a big mistake but this…

It's Insulting That People Are Shocked by Best Man Holiday's Success

I fucking love this clip. I could watch the gif of Naomi telling her to check her lipstick all day.

Oh this rocks, I totally missed this show. Now to work on bringing back Love Boat...

I was singing "Axeman" to the tune of the Beatles "Taxman", do I win anything? Or is that too easy?