Oh Ben Whishaw. I lurve him so.

Gah, Shannyn Sossaman's hair in that picture. I never got what the fuck that style was supposed to be. Head-Caught-In-Lawnmower Chic, perhaps?

Yes. Journey Week. Can we do this once a month?

Keep stoking that fire, Gwyn. You are only making me want to read it more. And I can't even remember the last time I bought an issue of Vanity Fair.

Lol, you aren't too far off. Can't go 2 blocks without walking under some scaffolding in this town.

Man, whatever high school this is really needs to think about bettering their sex-ed program.

I love it. Who wears their cheerleader uniform to have an abortion? And the faces they are making are priceless. I can't stop chuckling at this photo.

Why does her hair look so dusty in that last photo? It looks like she was walking through a construction site.

I'm kind of puzzled by the "just the tip" work on this particular nail too. It looks so odd to me, like the manicurist decided to begin with the most difficult part of the nail but then got too lazy to finish the job.

How about this one for logic: if you don't like people telling you how to live your life, don't tell other people how to live their lives.

I booed a guy in Times Square the other day wearing one of those "Abortion Kills Children" signs. Felt damn good.

Am I Not the WORST Human for Handing These Out to Children?

Excuse me, I am pretty sure Transformers was around pre-Michael Bay. Don't him all the credit for the awesomeness that is Optimus Prime.

I'll take both the tub and the soothing nature view, please.

Journey is relevant in any and all situations.

Internets, I need to break up with you. You have become nothing more than a bombardment of vapid Miley Cyrus stories. I'll check back in a year to see if the world has yet reached the level of Don't-Give-A-Shit that I have been at for some time now.

Wow, I always get slightly embarrassed when I have to see a dog awkwardly pooping on the sidewalk. I can't imagine how mortifying it must be to literally take a shit in front of your colleagues. Though I suppose it could be worse.

Except that Lay's potato chips are generally gross, so their chocolate will probably also be gross. Gross + gross does not tend to = YUM.

Can we get Looney Tunes in on this as well?

That Honey Boo Boo pic is actually pretty goddamn awesome, I love it.