I will be all over a Luther movie, but if it doesn't have Alice it won't be nearly as good as it could be.

You cannot wrap your head around it because you are a compassionate person who knows it's wrong to treat people this way. A lot of people caught in these situations are too scared to try to get away, which is why you don't see a lot of them trying to kill their bosses - they are often from countries where it's even…

Easy. They are awful human beings who have no compassion. I'm constantly amazed how many people would be willing to exploit human beings if they thought they'd get away with it (strike that: no I'm not).

Hey now, the rich don't stay rich by handing out living wages to their employees all willy-nilly.

“You’d be amazed at how many people, young people, are taking those pills”

Okay, I know this won't be the popular opinion, but I'd like to toss around for just a minute the idea that Lindsay might just be this generation's Marilyn Monroe.

He does give off that "freakishly tall" vibe, but not so much the "giant asshole" vibe.

I don't know if they're asking for sympathy, just expressing a pretty common attitude when it comes to M.I.A. She may not be Kardashian-level annoying, but she is in the press quite a bit, often not for her music, and usually because of some shit she stirred up.

Mmmm... vodka watermelon.

"A privileged position in a prestigious company does not insulate a thief from arrest and prosecution." Because that is the motto of the American justice system for sure.

I agree. It was pretty damn awful.

I can't get over those old school pics of Ms. Campbell. I know she's pretty much the epitome of the Ultra Bitch, but I still love her (or maybe, that's why I still love her?), can't help it.

I find that interesting, governor, considering right about now there are a shit ton of people who consider you to be an example of why we need abortion.

This gif is always wonderful.

Is it worth spending $250 on a wallet if afterwards you have no money to put in that wallet?

Man, motherfuck him and John Wayne.

First, drinking celebrity boozes. Now eating watermelon Oreos. They just give you all the fun assignments, Lindy.

I feel like the people who are going on the Paula Deen cruise are the same ones who donated to the George Zimmerman defense fund.

Oh yeah, the one where she used Tig's cancer as an excuse to get out of things she didn't want to do was hilarious. I think she's great at observational humor, but her delivery in stand-up has always been pretty meh IMO.

I agree. I almost want her to ditch the standup completely and just do sketch comedy.