That looks like a costume from an 80's sci-fi movie. For some reason Dune comes to mind.

My god, I am so very sorry for what happened to you. I hope you realize how strong you are and hold your head up high now. And also, please don't hate yourself for any part of the way you handled it. You were a child and didn't know what to do, and did the best you could. Stay strong.

My desk is getting a permanent dent from all the frustrated head-banging I've been doing lately. This crap makes me so angry I want to find that boy and kick the shit out of him myself.

Florida must be becoming the state of unnecessary laws, or something: gawker.com.

Happy to see they have no real problems to deal with.

She had me at "cunt punt."

I think it's important to remember that a parent company often has no say in the product decisions of its subsidiaries. They are usually just in it for the money, and unfortunately this stuff sells. It isn't Dove's fault that Unilever owns companies that sell bullshit products as well, and their efforts shouldn't…

You are awesome.

Wait, who <i>isn't</i> turned off by bad body odor, male or female? If I can't smell you without wincing I certainly can't fuck you comfortably.

Well I haven't bought anything of hers so it isn't working, but I'd still hang out with her.

Sorry, I know plenty of you find Gwyneth to be a snobby bitch, but I would love to hang out with her during one of her hip hop cooking sessions. Sounds like a damn good time to me!

Except I actually would watch a Ryan Lochte sex tape, because it would be hilarious.

This made me giggle like crazy. Also: brilliant.

Nope, that was definitely Homer - seen it a million times.

Homer Simpson always has the answer...

I love John Mulaney and his love of Law & Order. Swoon.

The beat is really great - perfect for thrusting. I feel like the song's climax was specifically timed by Trent Reznor to coincide with sex, kind of like how Dark Side of the Moon goes along with The Wizard of Oz.

Gah, please be well, Roger Ebert!

Ooh interesting. Though only for hard-core hair-pulling fucking. Gentle lovemaking just does not go along with lyrics like "I wanna fuck you like an animal".

Ah, maybe my problem is I use the store brands...

I've always heard about the wonderful cleaning power of baking soda and have yet to look into it. Never a better time to start...