The internet is ancient Egypt when it comes to cat love. Those other tokens didn't stand a chance.

That Guy Fieri gif is giving me constant chills.

I will now have No Diggity stuck in head for months now, and I love you for it.

The boobs thing: definitely normal. I have the same issue. Also normal to have one bigger than the other: feet, which I also suffer from. I am asymmetrical.

Is that still from the episode when Liz tries to be cool, but ultimately realizes she's not, and ends the show basking in her "mean mom" persona? I love it. One of my favorite episodes.

Good for you. Sounds like you are also "better" than a lot of the people who comment and write for this site, and who often champion many of these same behaviors which you so smugly pooh on - except when it comes to being judgmental, that is.

Hmm, I don't know of that's quite as "clear" as you think it is, and even if it were, the vast majority still agrees it is not.

That would be you, I guess.

Andy Rooney did it first: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5274963n

Don't even try. Too many of these commentors have no problem being hypocrites when it suits them.

Without getting too much more into this discussion (because frankly, I'm tired of reiterating my points over and over), I will say that my mother, a Christian woman, always had something against born-agains (like my grandparents) because she says they're the type of people who do everything, and then find Jesus in…

I saw that too. When I found out the origins of the term I immediately stopped using it, but nothing Jezebel writers (or commentors, really) do surprises me anymore.

Why is Newman an unfortunate last name?

I'm not saying that moral judgment is subjective, but you didn't make clear why you were calling her immoral. If you were to say that to believe that abortion is wrong is 'immoral', that's where I believe you would be subjective, because that isn't a universally accepted issue, whereas murder is.

Funny, because I find your deluded ego admirable - even most politicians are more self-aware. But I must have gotten under your skin somehow, or else you wouldn't keep coming at me with these lame comebacks. Talk about tenacity, but in this case I'm going to say its in the face of false confidence.

Um, okay. You still sound nonsensical, but whatever makes you feel superior, I guess. I'd lay off the boxed wine though if I were you.

What the fuck are you even talking about? If you're trying to be witty you suck at it.

Yes, because yours make so much sense.

Way to completely ignore what I said. Just because you say "stop digging" does not mean you made a valid point. You're also welcome to stop replying if it bothers you so.

Thanks for the sound advice, but you obviously didn't get my point at all, so I won't be bothering to even try to argue with you (especially when you start an argument off like that - ever hear the saying "you catch more flies with honey?"). Feel free to feel superior to me for not wanting to mock a woman's abusive…