'Babies left in inventory.'

Lol.

I could imagine a CNN reporter getting a hold of this...

i always thought the whole point of going to the bar is to use profanity and start talking about inappropriate things,

Wow! This gives a whole other meaning to BABYMETAL.

THE PROTAGONIST (?) IS CUTE AS FUCK

Apparently I made a joke that I didn't even mean to, or seem to understand?

Ok went back and preordered samus, Mario, yoshi, dk, and fox lol

And then decide which one we want. I need my thinking music.

How does *more* buttons mean they're not backwards compatible?

I kinda wished they would release the game of Bastille Day, but I guess Remembrance Day is cool too?

1988 you say...? I smell a Shemue crossover coming....

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

Blizzard's game trailers don't resemble the actual gameplay so why would the recruitment video resemble the actual work you will be doing?

But will they bring back Curry Man? Always be spicy!

Simple, thanks to his studying of Tae Kwon Do he will be selected among the first Korean team that will travel back in time to steal things from the Japanese as a way of getting them back for that whole early 20th century bullshit.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Honestly though, "flat face" was a common derrogatory term here in Brazil for japanese and asian descendant... I remember being called that when I was a kid. Don't hear it much these days though...

China has some pretty draconian laws there.

Yeah he should have just been an alcoholic like his father instead

It was a jab that a Gamecube is more worthy of a permanent spot than an Xbox One. Probably because of all the great titles it has that age very well.