It’s most definitely Nijo Castle

That’s how you become the middle member of a Human Centipad. He’s gonna regret that.

I live to crush the dreams of children.

I can confirm these were all video games that came out in December

Does voting in the 2016 presidential election count?

I’ve been trying to crack to code of how to write a piece that actually captures just how wonderful I think Skies of Arcadia is and what it taught me about the power of storytelling. It’s been hard and I think it will be a while yet.

It mostly came out in 2015 but it did get a big expansion in 2016, but... look... I know the storytelling in it is good, I know the lead character is good, I like how weird some of the sidequests get, but any time I dip back into the Witcher 3 (I’m about to get to Skellige) I am once again surprised by how effusive…

Didn’t expect to get my first “happy birthday” from a comment I made on a post 6 years ago. That said... Thank you!

Oh man Double Exp, that is an old school Toe Jam & Earl joke. Bravo.

I like Felix as a person. I have no interest in Pewdiepie.
If he’s dropping the nonsense and acting more like himself, I may actually finally start watching....

Considering after the 7th time, this sadness straight up manifests as murderous rage, I’ll totally believe that he’s been manically depressed this whole time:

Glad that she went traditional with a fist-bump marriage.

It’ll cost you $90 and whatever dignity you still have left after a couple of years of barfing the phrase “social justice” all over the Internet.

Turns out that child was born in the year 8000 and used public time travel technology to go back in time and partake in the time capsule. And his favorite hobby was reading about internet culture from the 2010's and wanted to leave his mark on it.

HEY HOLLYWOOD! HERES A FREEBEE FOR YOU!

We’re all waiting to embrace the void

Probably because Hilary isn’t as big of a shitbag as Trump is.

The other possible options with any level of transparency are a joke. Both Jill Stein and Gary Johnson are clowns.

Also

I'm Norwegian and we alternate between ransel and ryggsekk (backpack).
Ransel is usually used when referring to backpacks used by schoolchildren, but not exclusively.

Well, that's how it is in the North of Norway. Don't know what the imbeciles down in the South of Norway call it.