This begs the question:

Who the hell still watches live television?

Yeah, right?

You're not welcome in either with that attitude.

This could've been a headline from the future if that Nintendo/Sony deal went through in '91.

Yup. Don't get me started on why people think spraying vinegar in the air will cause clouds to disappear.

Someone needs to make Cookie Walk a thing.

Don't let his kids see this post...

Does pokemon count?

Theres this one thing called Pokemon, but you were probably talking about their other franchises.

"kid friendly squid based shooter"

Well, they do their direct, which is then reported online by every video game site out there (and big general ones like Google and Yahoo and Forbes), which reaches just about as many people as any of Sony or Microsoft's press conferences do (for the record, my stream on Youtube for Sony's big conference showed only…

I still prefer this realistic portrayal

You're implying I sold mine, I kept those 4 beauties in perfect condition.

I hate you.

FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKERS! Nintendo wins. FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Sony and MS CEOs on the right.

Collect them all!