I hear you, everything that comes out of Ron Darling’s mouth is counter - intuitive, he sounds exactly like Rudy Guiliani but miraculously dumber. If MLB was smart they’d have a Gulfstream with Eckersley’s name on it standing by so he could do every MLB playoff game.

It is extraordinarily important to point out how politicians sell out the interests of the marginalized communities whose votes they court and rely on to attain their positions of power. Democrats have been doing this shit for years...to blacks, to women, to the LGBT community, to far too many of the constituencies…

Yeah, it turns out most people don’t like most other people, so the most terse and least interactive form of communication that gets the job done wins.

“Yeah, it’s a good idea to split aces but is that a Blackjack move?”

I live in Philly. A caller to sports radio calmly and coherently explained the math behind this to a “football guy” radio host. The host listened and responded: “Yeah I get it, but there is still no reason to go for 2 there. It’s not a football move”

Assault you say...

Coaching- the only job were playing the odds makes you an innovative genius.

When you score a touchdown and your kicker is Mason Crosby, you should go for two.

Yeah...of all the companies, Facebook is the LEAST likely company I’d let put a camera and mic in my house. 

Classic Francona, not afraid to look for relief early in October. 

Yea, back in the day we assumed communication would progress from text, to audio, to video, to holograms. Instead we just went from text, to audio, back to text, and then to memes.

Man, that user’s gonna be pissed.

“...and that AT&T imagined in the 1990s...”

Not even close. So far it’s just thermal limitations, which is why you can legitimately get a stable OC up to 8 GHz if you hamfist nitrogen and other stuff into the mix. Theoretical gate limits don’t happen until THz. Not GHz.

Facebook’s marketing team probably knows what it’s doing.

The UFC ran promos of Conor launching a dolly into a van of fighters in the lead-up to this fight. Multiple fighters were injured in the attack. The UFC ran with the promo anyway, literally using violence outside the Octagon as a way to sell the violence inside of it. The UFC did nothing that I’m aware of as a…

God help us all, because that is barely hyperbolic.

It is the natural culmination of their story

I’m eagerly looking forward to the great Taylor Swift vs. Kanye West 2024 Presidential contest.

Yup.