Jimmy (is you) Rollin(s)

I been Steph Curry with the shot, been cooking with the sauce*

+3000 love yous 

I doubt Chelsea and Arsenal will have mariachi greet them at the airport.

Big Mayo. You know that will haunt him.

He’s the Backstreet Boys rolled up into one person, with better beats.

Seemed possible until the end—why would they be playing in Staples Center?

Kobe would be Littlefinger.

I want to see them matched up against the Furious Five from Kung Fu Panda.

letting them rain merciless hellfire on an opposing defense

It is known.

That second clip is perfection: Gasol helping on Jim Butt and finding Embiid right after, Kawhi pushing Lowry into the switch, Lowry bodying up Embiid down low, and Gasol busting out the Kevin-Love-on-Steph defense on the perimeter.

Greinke needs to be put in jail for that haircut alone.

He should have challenged Chris to a gentlemen’s duel for the honor of his mother, sister, wife, and daughter. Winner becomes a truly sanctioned writer.

You just KNOW this dude is an anti-vaxxer.

And causing Danny Green to age 20 years.

We need to hear Kyrie Irving’s thoughts on this.

Still a better stabbing story than the night king.

Neither dude could even beat out Marcelo for a spot on Brazil’s world cup squad last year.

This reminds me of something that happened a couple weeks ago at a Suns game during Devin Booker bobblehead night. They were only giving out bobbleheads to the first 5000 or so fans, so people showed up early.