I was curious so I just did a price comparison of the Santa Cruz and the Maverick. Bear in mind these are using the build&price feature of the Canadian websites (from the East Coast, in case they’re doing some kind of region filtered pricing)

Santa Cruz has two options “Preferred” and “Ultimate” with the key difference…

yeah I came in to say that too, but especially if you’re seriously looking at Fisker you can likely also afford to eat the cost of the whole car and be effectively no closer to economic ruin in the event of the car actually arriving and actually being a dumpster fire.

Great idea! What the hell does due process even mean?

The dictator-craving racist Republicans (and whatever the equiv Canadian idiots are labeled) will be practically wiped out

I’ve frequently considered mounting rally bars full of lights pointing both forwards and backwards to my roof just to stick it to oncoming highbeamers or tailgating highbeamers

wait, you mean people manually drive in the loop? I assumed the whole reason the loop was built would be to control external factors (oncoming traffic, pedestrians, intersections, merges, etc) so that the road and the cars could communicate and negotiate the optimal throughput.

news didn’t do anything for me other than show me there’s a Nana remaster I didn’t know about so I slapped down my pre-order immediately.

what the actual fuck are you doing on jalopnik?

“This guy staged a bad thing for the views”

Does this mean we can cancel Uncle Kracker?

Zhongli says Wrap your Dhongli!

I’d have 100% paid them in the Michelin-star “paying experience” consisting of leaving with the essence of having paid.

That’s the secret, it’s never enough.

I’ve never had Krown or Ziebart, but I always go to a local mechanic who does this exact process with some form of chainsaw oil. That’s what my father always does so as soon as I got my first car I started doing it too.

or as the porch pirate for that matter. “I’m sorry” “Sorry Sir” “I’m really sorry”

Probably not going to call 911 for something like that, I’d need to look up my local police’s number if I needed them but it wasn’t a critical/life threatening situation

ok that’s more than fair. $1000 or less for a car definitely implies an as-is where-is kind of deal

and you told the person you eventually sold it to about the fix, right?

I used to hate these until someone pointed out you can just scale your browser window to be portrait like you would a phone nd then refresh the page and you’ll get the superior mobile view

It might even get them a promotion if they start getting more work