Alternate title: “Twitch Does What We Asked For, Is Still Wrong”

true. They’re good games--great even, and yet they are not TIE Fighter.

I’m not fine with looking up the skirt of an intersex woman for the sake of an achievement.

The real news here is Nissan apparently doesn’t expect you to continue to own their vehicle beyond 3 years unless they can sucker you on 96 month financing.

yeah bring back the old clear and translucent blue/orange/red/green of the original iFruits.

“If I don’t see it it’s not illegal!”

Certified Russ approved

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

if they hadn’t lost me on the price they’d have lost me on the pushbutton PRNDL. Credit for them leaving them as actual physical buttons, but why “fix” what already works great?

Warning: This city contains chemicals known to the state of Cancer to cause California.

“How’d you get the beans above the frank?”

I know this isn’t the same game/discussion to make this argument but I feel like it is adjacent enough to make it here so in the interest of equality I demand not that we demand jiggle physics go away but that we demand parity for package physics.

you can clearly see it was in the left of the lane when he committed to going right, and it tumbles (erratically) twice between when it is first visible to impact and all happening in under 2 seconds.

I could see the game asking you if you’re familiar with the series during character creation and spits you out exactly where it does in Rise if you are, but if not it holds your hand through number of village quests giving you the basics and culminating in a mission that’s like “here’s some trap kits, go find some…

All that would happen is that the ships would be made super wide and there would be “reasons” why they had to be allowed.

I know this is probably a bigger undertaking than I could ever really appreciate, but I’d want the canal to be at least as wide as the length of the longest ship allowed through it

honestly didn’t know some of those were even laws you could break, but they seem reasonable enough to me. If I were him I’d pay the fines and consider them operational costs then strongly consider building content that doesn’t involve flagrantly breaking laws.

Kotaku is smoking crack, Postal is probably Uwe Boll’s best video game movie. It’s not even bottom 10... half of those go to Resident Evil movies and there’s no way it’s worse than 5 other Uwe Boll movies. That’s before even considering Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, Wing Commander or DOA: Dead or Alive

I don’t know what’s more shocking to me: this news that they’re officially canning anthem, or that they hadn’t already canned it months ago.

carefully and quietly?