I don’t see how you don’t see how inferior it is to the original :(

what if he cut off half his wife and then fucked his tree?

the only legitimate recourse now is to erect a car-sized cock and balls statue in his driveway pointed directly at the asshole neighbor’s house.

oh you!

lol I just imagined ramming a bottle of wine into a dragon quest style slime turning it into an alcoholic slime, then simply eating the slime when required.

I’m not an Olympic athlete but I’m pretty sure the competition rooming etiquette from Highschool and college still applies. Unless you’re banging each other or you’re both getting laid, the one getting laid has to find somewhere else to bang. Beds at competitions are for resting first.

How to make a life-long friend

Half-life 2

Step on the WHOOPS WH-WH-WHOO-WHOOPS!

lolwut a best videogame flamethrower article and not even a passing mention of Rising Storm?

Overcringe

I’m young, I’d love to buy an FR C7... It just needs to cost $35k less than it currently does

It’s okay friendo, you’re entitled to value your money differently from how I value my money. I’ve been a software dev for 8 years and am making a salary that’s quite a bit higher than the median for my position in my region. I could afford quite easily to throw hundreds of dollars at these RNGboxes but it’s not…

heh yeah when I get dumped into a “DEFEAT” screen I like to joke about it and apologize for bringing the team down

you know that probably means everyone else on the team probably also got dumped into a ragequit slot slightly before you

It brings in a ton of revenue which they can use to further develop the game, design new heros, levels, etc. line execs’ and shareholders’ pockets.

careful, the Regal GNX was an 80s Buick and it makes a lot of classic European sports cars look like silly little penis cars.

awesome, will here’s hoping for a fancy collectors edition like the one for Portable Hot Tunes.

He’s an American guy.

Just in time for EVO baybeh!