I was pretty excited about it until I actually played it. Maybe the financiers are in a similar situation

I’ve always maintained that my first projected planned for when I get stupid rich is to buy an Evo and an equivalent year WRX STI, trade their engines and transmissions, then show up to every Lancer meet to brag about Subaru’s superior powertrain, and to every Subaru meet to brag about Mitsubishi’s superior powertrain.

It’s entirely doable as long as they don’t nuke their load balancers.

absolutely this.

speaking of dicks, why is she singing into a dildo?

This is a fighting game cleverly disguised as an MMO.

yeah, my only real complaint about this game is nearly all of the content that isn’t arena PvP has a design that absolutely fosters the “fuck you, I got mine” attitude. Things like mob tagging are one thing, but the way the auction system works if you know someone is willing to pay more for the item than you have then…

this just seems like the natural evolution of the scam of early access... You get as much presale action as you can, get it just good enough for people to stop complaining or just wait until a critical mass of people abandon any hope of getting the full release as it was hyped when sold, then start poking around for…

absolutely agree. Why have half a dozen samey SMGs and one clearly superior SMG that you must use if you want to be competitive with SMGs if you can just have the one SMG.

heh, I lose because I understand what I must do most of the time but the barrier of execution gets in the way. This is also the source of my rage— not because I lost, but because I knew what I needed to do to win but failed to do it.

The thing that’s so frustrating about Molyneux is that we all want to play the game that’s in his head, and he wants us to play the game that’s in his head, and he hypes the game that’s in his head, but when it comes time to deliver we get something closer to a prototype mock-up implementation of the game that’s in…

The Witness sold “substantially more” than 100k units in its first week. That’s over $4 million in sales for an indie developer.

What if you could simultaneously enjoy that Ferrari without depriving anyone else of the joy of driving that particular Ferrari?

is there an optional dick warmer? it gets cold and lonely here in the frigid North.

I kind of wish he’d set the timer longer so more cheaters would have gotten their hands on it.

I become a wizard on Saturday, so I may as well be the guy.

exercising your right to carry is not the same thing as pointing your gun at another person with your finger on the trigger.

come up North eh. You might not be able to ride all year but you can get take your snowmobile out for a rip whenever you want in the rest of the year.

good thing he didn’t call them thieves or embezzlers, internet people are putting words in his mouth.

IMO the MMO bits of the game are as rote and been-there-done-that as it gets. The quests are generally stale “go here, kill x y’s and collect their z’s” variety, the story is long and pointless, the crafting/collecting system is mind bogglingly bad, and reading all of the NPC dialog before/after you actually accept…