wait, if the hellcat can have a warranty voiding key for when you want to go really, really fast, why can’t nice cars have valet keys that limit horsepower and revs down to that of an economy car? This way you’d never have to worry about your valet wrecking your car with speed and/or burnouts.

GSR has a Hatsune Miku bicycle racing team. I don’t think it’s any more weird than alcohol and/or tobacco companies sponsoring Nascar, v8 supercars, GTs, etc.

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

I like to imagine they used one of those cheap knockoff USB gamepads.

the future. Circa 1993.

This. They really botched the PSTV with all the arbitrary restrictions, especially when some games only use of the touch controls are the equivalent of the lolwaggle nintendo was known for last generation (ie, things that could just as easily be mapped to an analog or digital control)

well, half a million extra pixels at 1.5 times the frequency of the typical setup kind of is a ton of pixels. Also, if you consider how much shit he’s taken over the past week for setting some very liberal expectations in the past, maybe the minimum specs they’ve released are skewed conservatively...

a proper sequel to Steel Battalion complete with poverty-mode playable infantry, more traditional tanks and IFVs, and close air support. Maintaining the you die in the game your character gets deleted. Finally, there’d be factions and a persistent map like there was in Chromehounds

you m’d when you should have b’d.

well, you know, just because your business is in shambles it doesn’t mean you can renege on your contractual obligations.

I was so expecting the bucket to come down and wreck the red pipe after they finished loading. I was so convinced this was going to be the case I was cursing the lazy shit for not loading faster because I wanted to see the destruction faster.

meh, I’ve rationalized the $1000CDN I’ll be out when it’s all said and done like I rationalized the sub 1-frame TV I bought for my fighting games or the 144hz monitor I bought for PC gaming. $1000 is still less than most racing/flight sim rig display matrices.

I’m no expert so I could be extremely off-base here, but I’d expect that half the reason to run Dakar is to be able to say you completed it... not that you completed it before everyone else.

“Excuse me, terrorists? Would you stop being hosers and come out quietly, eh? We’ve got extra double doubles, and timbits for everyone”

that lip is bad and the owner should feel bad. The whole back end looks like he was going for a sponsorship from Bondo.

yep, I finally got around to firing up my copy and I’ve come to the same conclusion. I would like there to be a way to have different difficulties for different players, maybe have it give out points based on the lowest difficulty player because the way it stands now when I play with people who haven’t played the…

“Solitaire”

do we still use the same testing procedure for modern vehicles as we did for the Model T?

mount a modern engine to a Model T then measure it’s MPG the same way they measured the Model T’s MPG... I think you can imagine what would happen.

So. What. Did. He. Mean?