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Andy Ciarniello
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If I were to give a piece of advise to Ford, it would be "Don't Fear the Reaper."

It's beginning!

Turns out, in exchange for letting Ferrari use GM's Magnetic Ride Control, GM got some engine tuning from Ferrari. It didn't work out well.

I was under the impression that it was Mike Hunt's Impala. Actually I was thinking of the Taurus that Mrs. Hunt bought from Pinkly ford. She's quite proud of that Pinkly Taurus of hers.

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

Anyone follow the folks at Roosterteeth on Twitter? Maybe you could convince them to buy it and put it out front of their offices... Tell them you have a puma for sale.

Fire the American Top Gear guys, hire Seinfeld, Leno and (Carolla or some other name entered here). Have them test cars and do road trips, with this type of show being the american equivalent of a star in a reasonably priced car! American Top Gear might actually be funny and worth watching!

No no, they say "ooh lalalalalalala HHHHHRRRRRRRRNNNGGG!!!"

Earlier rejected designs for the indicator light include a Calvin pissing in your gas tank.

Here's the new R8:

The Sequel: The Cincinnati Streetcar

Hometown pride! Except it's kind of more like a burning shame at our abhorrence of public transport. hashtag-save-the-streetcar, guys.

The National Italian American Foundation even called GM to ask if Barra has any Italian ancestry. They were disappointed to hear she does not.

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This is how the driver explained that failure.

The Brad Pitts

Because of a few fun drives in my cruiser, my daughter (2) now asks to go on "'ventures" in daddy's car all the time. "We're going on an venture!" every time I buckle her up in my car...Love it.

I'm sick of Vettel being nice. I keep waiting for him to cut a WWE-style heel promo on the podium so that I'll feel less guilty praying to the tiny baby Jesus that his car catastrophically breaks during every race.

"You people don't DESERVE me as you Champion! I'm better than ALLLLLL of you!"

*Smashes Kimi across his