If I don’t emerge in a week or so maybe text or something but 24 hours could almost just be a nap.

Jim Carrey’s Journal. September 19th, 2015: Jeff Daniels carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. The box office is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The trade papers are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The…

Overly Knowledgeable Neighbor: “DiedofEnnui? Great neighbor. Never turns up the TV too loud. Doesn’t let the paper pile up out front. I can’t say much about where DiedofEnnui is right now. I only have GPS coordinates & a recent update on Snapchat. Sorry I couldn’t be more help.”

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

My guess is the truth is more like something in the middle of both stories. Carrey probably has issues with prescription drug abuse himself, and they probably had a history of taking them together while they were dating. However, I’m guessing he didn’t just give a large amount of heavy medication to a suicidal woman,…

being a passionate rugrats fan is your responsitility.

you know that all caps is shouting, right?

Seth: A grown man also made millions of dollars by slapping together a bunch of random pop culture references and framing them with a whole lot of weird stealth misogyny - twice over!

do you see gella? jon’s the guy right next to them.

who is jon cryer

UM EXCUSE ME THE RUGRATS DID IN FACT GET OLDER

This article and all the speculation...I am literally sitting here thinking, “Okay, who would I rather lose from my list of actors I enjoy: Brad Pitt? Martin Sheen? Robert Downey Jr.?” To me, RDJ would hurt the most. But whoever it is needs to be named.

Aha. So we finally get to the real source of your pain, lil one! “You don’t like it”. Uh, I believe what you need is a big ol’ box of tough shit.

Thanks a’saur. Was on the verge of dismissing but maybe I’ll just let it hang in the room like a silent fart where everyone knows the source.

“I just get in my ‘superhero princess’ mode and I just GO even when I’m scared this is when I feel the most happy..I’m in the Zone and I love it and I wanna do it all day just stay excited and thrilled and a little bit scared.”

The giant loft on New Girl makes me crazy. That leather sectional! So... buttery!

On Angel, the Buffy spinoff, they tried to give the broke-ass characters a tiny, dingy office and tiny, dingy apartments that people who live in LA without money might actually be able to afford. They got really, really sick of trying to frame good shots in those cramped spaces though, and wrote in typical TV BS to…

To be fair, half of the second season of Kimmy Schmidt is about that neighborhood gentrifying. It’s not like they were ignoring it.

Well you still live with Aunt May so that isn’t saying much . . .