I mean cops can claim they joined up to help people. That may even be true for some of them. You join ICE it’s because you want to fuck up some brown people.

Wonderful, we have a Gestapo now. TBH, the few ICE agents I know joined specifically for the chance of doing this type of thing, so they are going to be very busy doing what they love.

My husband was watching it last night and it was that episode. Andy’s an ass, but ... they’re all asses, and I don’t like shows about horrible people being horrible. Like Jim at Phyllis’ wedding telling Dwight to look for wedding crashers. That’s not fucking with Dwight, that’s fucking with the bride!

I have to admit that was my first thought. They deserve prison, but thirteen years seems strong.
But also, fuck ‘em. It’s the worst combination of dumb, hateful and scary shit to pull.
13 years is no joke though. They’ll have a long damn time to think about it.

Slight lol at the “It wasn’t me” Shaggy defense

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

It definitely seems like Ariana (or Ariana’s team, or a combination of both) get some of her styling ideas from anime.

I came here to shout out my homeboy who is just trying to get his damn laundry in the washing machine while having his head rubbed and access blocked by my homegirls who are just turned on at the wash ‘n fold.

Time is a mother fucker to us all, but Gwen will always be my teenage idol.

totally! part of the problem is that nobody’s ever willing to consider the really difficult nature of choosing to have bottom surgery, or which surgeries someone would choose to have.

I feel like if more people understood that it’s something many of my brothers and sisters have aspired to our entire lives, they’d be…

2 years ago I looked into having the old vag tightened and over a Skype interview I learned its like 16 grand. Fuck that noise. Crushed all my dreams of using my cooch to snap off cocks like a kid pops off a Barbie head. Sad

I’m tempted to challenge him to specify—because what he really means is that non-elective genital mutilation is wrong. Mutilating your labia and augmenting your vagina is just fine (in both his mind and mine), just so long as you’re the one who’s chosen to do it.

Might seem strange, but as an erotic writer I wrote a character who incidentally had protruding labia and was deeply self conscious about it. Her girlfriend in the novel doesn’t care, I don’t know, I just felt women do really have opinions about their labes and porn all too often has these pristine, nearless lipless…

If French people are all covered in brie, I bet they taste delicious.

He’s probably going to greet the Australian PM with, “G’day mate!” and a backslap.

It’s funny I hate people, but I want policies to help society. And some right wingers are nice, sociable and friendly, yet they don’t want to help their fellow man at all. It’s quite the dichotomy.

I bet Miranda Kerr’s breasts feel like bags of sand when you’re touching them.

I hate to be That Chick, but the entire American Girl franchise has gone to Hell ever since Pleasant Company sold out to Big Toy. Fuck you, Mattel!

Thanks for the share, it was an excellent read.

I think she’s beautiful and I really liked Pinkprint otherthan that dumb Anaconda song.

Yeah, I’m mid-20s and “K” on it’s own is basically shorthand for “I don’t want to deal with you right now.” I’m not even a huge fan of “okay” tbh. Acceptable short responses to confirm you’ve read a text: “Gotcha”, “sure thing”, thumbs up emoji.