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Got some pesky feminist girlfriend texting you all the time like “Hey can you buy some diapers” or “Um, will you be home soon? Dinner’s ready.....” What a pain in the ass! Am I right, guys? Just use the new Matt Lauer sticker to cover up that nag’s texts. He’s got months of experience both in Rio and at home silencing

Even when the husband is alive polygamists in cult like situations (which isn’t all poly people obviously) are often surviving on government benefits anyway.

Hey Kody, it really fucking sucks when there are laws keeping you from marrying whomever you want, doesn’t it? You fucking hypocritical golden retriever with sunstroke.

I know that this may not be a popular opinion but I’m ambivalent about polygamy as long as all parties are in accord, and it is equally available to all genders.

The button down shirt thing really seems universal for anyone with actual breasts as another commenter said. But as a fellow fat person, I’d like to expand on what you said. I want clothes that FIT me. And I don’t mean fit in the sense that they drape over my blubbery form to shield the world from seeing any of my fat

Bra sizes and clothing sizes sometimes don’t mix that well. I’m a size 12/14 (if google is right) and wear a 34 band. Most women with that band size wear a much smaller clothing size than I do.

some of the patterns are better than others, and some of the peasant-inspired ones are pretty damn fly.

I think Christian is just genuinely more talented than most of the other designers. When you really know how to make clothes and are good at it you can make clothes for anyone. And that it what he did, pretty consistently.

THIS FOREVER.

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is

I chafe (har har) a bit at the idea that all women must always be dressing to make themselves appear slimmer all the time, and above all else, and that that goes without saying. I’m not plus-size, so I don’t want to speak for them, but I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a woman of any size without some body

THIS IS SO COOL!!!

Is it really funny?

I’m loaded up on athleisure because guilt-free pajamas in public is my jam.

I’d like to like this 68 more times.

I imagine the poop emoji would be ribbed for her pleasure.

I can't see any downside to this.

She’s still so young and relatively powerless in the business. So I can’t blame her too much.

For starters, she physically assaulted Evan Peters.