It’s acceptable to block out any scene from the 5th season.

Outstanding parody. 10/10, would visit this bathroom again!

Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

Bout to go get some munchie food myself and I’m not even stoned!

In my next life I would like to look like Zendaya. Is that wrong?

It is absolutely watchable. Just keep in mind the time in which it was made and the strictures imposed by a running time of 109 minutes and a source material that is nearly all internal monologue. Also, try to ignore the handmaiden’s outfits which are all wrong — they didn’t even give them veils of any sort. But Faye…

Update: I’ve now watched it all the way through 3 different times, and cried a little bit every single time. I truly pity people who see this and feel nothing but a desire to show how much better they get feminism, or how interesting they are because they have a contrary opinion.

I’m a little disappointed. I thought Serena Joy’s age was somewhat relevant to her character, showing her as someone who could safely adopt the “Shrug. I don’t need those pesky reproductive rights anymore and all those other women’s abortions can’t be nearly as moral as the one I might have had,” stance but who got…

Google it and see you will see the evidence, she was a hardcore Stan.

I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

I actually started applauding when Stephen Colbert announced he’d be broadcasting live after the debates.

did she say she wasn’t willing to do press conferences and interviews? She just gave a speech like yesterday. I don’t see her hiding. Responding to every inane thing the GOP candidate says would take centuries.

This is what misandry looks like. Just because a man is writing at Jezebel does not make him a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, maybe because fathers are still publishing these masturbatory, self-congratulatory essays in earnest?

If you don’t know what it is, then how do you know it missed the mark?

right? like, curse this contract that obligates me to read every single one!!!!

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so