I love this story, it’s like Andy Griffith and Reno 911 spawned a series.

I hate to be That Guy but it’s interesting how they didn’t need to “investigate” this or put him on a payed suspension first...as they do when they sometimes murder unarmed people

Sand lee as the deputy and Rob Schneider as the inmate. Ferrell is the Sheriff obsessed with raising succulents so be has no time to supervise his deputies . Hilarity ensues.

“...but after it was discovered that the foreman at the first trial was a survivor of statutory rape, the both cases was overturned, resulting in a retrial.”

No one told me the Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? remake had Tori Spelling and lesbian vampires.

“Sources close to Mariah Carey report that despite her best efforts, she Does Know Him.”

Mr Robot season 2 can’t start any sooner

I just hold a hand mirror over his shoulder the whole time as well.

Right — it’s not that I’m saying he’s been lazy. Obviously he hasn’t. But this endless praise of him as an intellectual strikes me as... uncomfortable. Because while sure — there are tons of rich kids who buy their way into good schools and then dick around with all of that privilege and don’t really learn anything.…

Probably. I don’t know that there’s a normal amount to date but she just... dates. It’s like these facebook people want her to be single forever or marry the first man she dates.

I don’t think he was playing a role....I think he literally was to the two personas he presented to the world. He was a very smart man who went to a performing arts school and studied music and dance and literature; he was also a very troubled man who grew up with a mother was very intelligent and also addicted to…

The only reason anyone “needs” a semi-automatic, high capacity rifle is either intimidation, compensation, or both. That’s it. They have no functional purpose that isn’t done better by another firearm save for killing a lot of humans, in a small space, in a short amount of time.

When she talked about the bourbon toast to Spartacus, and all that it meant, I cried and cried.

is there any way to donate to the clinic that performed it? even if it’s just going to fix the leaky roof, they deserve as much help as they can get for offering their services to women in situations like this.

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.

I hate that I have to factor work into the decision. lol Maybe I’ll ease them into it and start fairly dark and then go progressively lighter. At least they’ll have seen it coming lol.

I’m so tired of hearing about this “lifestyle.” If God wanted us to run, why are our asses so big and comfortable? Q.E.D.

You mean a wombful?

What exactly do you think happened in those seven minutes?