For some reason, I never thought of Trump as having an age. Like a dusty petrified Cheeto discovered lingering behind the litter box, it’s always been there and no one wants to be the one to touch it to get rid of it.

He’s always been a bigot, he’s really fearful or feels out of control about something or he’s deeply unsuccessful. There aren’t too many Trump supporters around my parts but that’s my anecdata so far.

I wasn’t a fan of Seinfeld or the characters when it aired, but caught the reruns and fell hard. Partly because I always saw George as Philip Stucky who slapped Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and couldn’t move past it lol.

Dammit, Carolingian Dynasty! I have told you and told you, I am DONE picking up your dead kings! You leave the next one lying around and there he stays, got it?

I’m liking Amy less and less these days. What a shame. I used to adore her, but I think fame has gone up to her head and there’s a new arrogance that wasn’t in her before. She’s so confrontational too on social media. And defensive against her own fans and nobody is even saying anything bad. For a comedian she’s too…

I too prefer hand drawn, but if CGI looks effortless it's only because tons of effort went in to making it seem that way, like a ballerina looking weightless while breaking her feet. Just the amount of time, effort, and technical know how that goes into animating hair with CGI is insane.

Well said, well said. There’s a gold mine of humor here, and mocking his unpleasant personal appearance, and ignoring his far more unpleasant political career is a missed opportunity. Like did he get stuck in the drive through for hours because of a road block? Was her given food that was spit on by a former public…

I feel like I’m starving at the drive-through of McDonald’s when it comes to Chris Christie criticism.

Visconti sounds like he’s trying to remain edgy by touting Cobain and coming after Adele. Cobain would’ve grumbled at him and walked away unimpressed.

And it’s not even true that most pop singer’s voices are computerized. They are pitch corrected using computers. But you can’t make a terrible singer sound good using computers. Most pop singers have decent to good vocal ability. There are some that can’t sing well. But all that is true of 60's and 70's rock stars.…

My 14-year-old daughter was a big fan, and is really upset about this. We’re having some fairly deep conversations about gun control, misogyny and rape culture this morning, and it’s breaking my heart to watch as the reality of these issues becomes clear to her.

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are my couple goals in the least ironic way possible.

He’s pretty good at commas, though.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I am of the belief that it’s not so much that black audiences don’t want white artists exploring a black sound: the issue is that white artists can be bad while employing black style and still be successful.

Thanks Gawker bros.

Heck, spin off Millihelen and make it easy—maybe tie in Pictorial

And Mark :(

Resurrect Millihelen plzkthx.

hey white guys: