these people will go ham about their poor ancestors who either came illegally or came through ellis island or what have you and lived in tenements or lived poorly and taking any job they could and then literally SHAKE WITH RAGE AND TERROR at the exact same story happening today.

wait

omg

murrica

this

dude righttt

shhhhh ::rubs back soothingly::

ITS SO ANUSY I HATE IT

does she murder a ton of terrible men?

you have my permission to wear them regardless of your presidential status

this is a solid burn, excellent.

there are awesome ones on youtube- we do them for naptime for the kids at work and the entire time its a fight for me to stay awake

something changed with her mouth, and it’s not her teeth. something is quite different.

SHE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING PICKED JOSH

you seem stressed

you. seem. TERRIBLE!

i honestly think this would be the intention except you can just tell fred is lolz city about being in a dress har har ugly woman!!!

carrie in drag makes a puddle for me, alright, but not of joy tears PSST I THINK LANCE IS FINE AF

he definitely wasn’t- but i absolutely see the point of the bookstore tbh. fred’s jokes are too obvious sometimes and the big part of it is that ha ha in a dress he’s an ugly woman! and in her backstory you find out she was an insanely sexual woman who slept her way to the top and HA HA WOULD NEVER HAPPEN RIGHT?

yeah: DUN GET IT TWISTED YOUR WONDERFUL TEACHERS AIN’T SEEIN THAT MONEY