it was well over 400 a week for a TEACHER at the daycare i work (sub, not yet certified) to have her kid in the school

was there candy?

love her nails

the video was too ~edgy~ for such a poppy song imo. i like the song! catchy! and the video isnt BAD, but the sexy dark warehouse bit didn’t suit.

she’s not a great dancer but she clearly is having a ball and i am so charmed.

cuddle up while listening to lullabye versions of bob marley songs. you too will zonk right tf out.

this.

ugh too many evolution gifs have ruined this because he looks like every doodle of a weird fish with legs slipping out of the primordial ooze to walk on land.

cough get that paper cough swerve on dem haters cough

infinite this

jack off motion gif at the vogue editors- OH NOES FASHION HAS BECOME ACCESSIBLE TO ALL VIA THE INTERNET WOMP WOMP

oh god you are not even a little allowed to be president mori

im cry

did you have to walk up hill both way in the snow to use gawker?

you seem stressed

i feel so badly because it had everything to do with the type of mic- it was totally appropriate for the moment, with everyone else cheering.

he makes the lips face a lot tho

I VOTED FOR U DEAN

she can be respectable now. she’s a human being deserving of respect regardless of what she does or does not do with her body.

and if a man did that, it would be all ‘lol weird! oh well’ and not lead to any other conversation whatsoever. because men are given the freedom to be an individual, and women are expected to be representational of all women, within the strict definition put upon her by each individual she encounters.