You’re thinking about No Man’s Sky. The article is about Minecraft.

Something is wrong with your system if that’s the conclusion you come to.

Yeah, you can only trust’m if streaming is their main gig!

Come on, give the bros some credit. They wouldn’t defend a guy like this unless the hypothetical teenager used to lure him in was 15+, or maybe 14 if she was especially hot. A bro must have a code, after all.

OH OH I KNOW!

“She was a punk”

“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t have a television”.