Hey salty Bengals fan. He writes these for EVERY team. Quit crying. And as a Bengals fan myself, if you haven’t been able to laugh at this team (and pieces of writing like this) by now, then jump off the Brent Spence and do a nose dive into the Ohio river already. “WAAAAAAH!!! Drew made fun of us. WAAAAAH!!” I bet you…

Reader Eric sends in this story I call IN THE HEART OF THE POOP:

I, too, look forward to Ed Hochuli’s CYA explanations in the playoffs....

“On the play, number 97 from the defense attempted to pay his mortgage bill with funds from a 401(k) without submitting a W-8 to specify how much he wanted to withhold. At the same time, number 24 from the defense returned a videotape to…