I’m calling “domestic violence”. Why can’t these pathetic fuckers evet get the Suicide part done first, instead of the Murder part?

I have a friend named Rumi. She’s Japanese. I don’t have a friend named Sir.

He was then transferred to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to “Alive”.

Um, Cristiano Ronaldo’s twins came via surrogate, not from his girlfriend.

Good luck with that. This is a franchise that had Wonder Woman in the cast and felt the need to kill her off for a male character’s sob story (moments before he was killed off in the retconning of Tokyo Drift).

Uh, hello, WONDER WOMAN was in this franchise, using her super powers:

OMG PREEMPTIVE FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS “oh she laughed, it’s fine!”(in this situation or any you personally may have been involved in_ WE LAUGH OUT OF AWKWARDNESS AND ARE NOT SMILING AT YOU. This is not an enjoyable moment, it’s one we’re TRYING TO GET OUT OF.

Why wouldn’t a COFFEE shop not have a goddamn public bathroom?

Surprising given that he was wielding the firearms in a threatening manner instead of calmly and politely informing a police officer he was carrying according to his licence....

Amazing how he was able to be apprehended alive and unharmed, isn’t it.

That leopard...licking his chops...is he looking at MY face???

All these terrorists self-radicalizing on the internet. Oh wait, when white guys brandish weapons in public places bc of shit they read on the internet, they’re just “passionate” and “misguided.”

You have to do air quotes when you “order”

#crimingwhilewhite

This terrorist only got 4 years in prison? He wasn’t pulled over by a cop and shot point blank four or five times? Huh.

It’s less ethics in animal consumption and more couching racism, hidden bigotry.

Take your microcoloniast mindset and shove it. Some people are horrified by people eating any meat, others aren’t. You can disagree without being an asshole and if you think you are couching your racism, you aren’t.

How is puppppy formed?