It’s Harry freaking Potter.

One of these people is very talented, and the other is Morrissey.

I like to refer to his state as “Jane Austen poor.” Not so much of “we can’t afford to eat” as “We had to move to the country house and only keep three servants.”

To quote Christopher Lee:

HOW DARE YOU TAKE A PAYING ROLE THAT I FIND TO BE BENEATH YOU!!!!!!

“It is a feel good story of GIFs coming together to savage SAUVAGE a woman beater.”

Idk. That Gucci Guilty commercial with Jared Leto (I think? honestly I try not to pay attention) is fucking awkward and weird. Might give Depp’s toilet water commercial a run for the money on awkward, uncomfortable commercials.

Oh god, this commercial. THIS COMMERCIAL. Someone at Jezebel needs to write an essay about this commercial, which is honest to god the most awkward, uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

But... but... he just wants to “get out of here”, drive out to the desert and bury all his jewelry! He’s not materialistic at all! Just look at his eyeliner!

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

Fuck ‘em up, Toni.

Well here’s why they are getting so much guff.

Because the officers should be charged with killing two people, not one.

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

MICHAEL BAY. He does this all the time as auditions: he made one female lead come over to his home and wash his car while he watched, and he drove another out into the dessert in skimpy clothes, and watched her walk and sweat in the heat. A few women have disclosed their experiences publicly.

“But what about children’s buttholes?”