I don't want to alarm you Mark, but my godmother may possibly be your dad (only with a Scottish accent rather than a Russian one).

Forever Team SRK!

Bollywood GIF party!

I love this idea so much I think I want to marry it, and have loads of little ideas with it.

The Artist Formerly Known As My Partner & I were visiting his folks on a tiny island just off the coast of Oman for three weeks. There's, as you can imagine, not much to do of a day, especially when we accidently turned up during their equivalent of 'flying ant day' so his mum lent us season 1 of the Shield. We…

Off the top of my head...

Retta girl, as a former inmate at Claire's Accessories, I'm with you on the glitter thing. It's scratchy, annoying and it gets literally everywhere. #TeamNoGlitter

It happens quite a bit, but the censor board have been clamping down a bit more recently on the more 'family' films. As this is clearly for 'adult' audiences, and won't need to worry about getting a U certificate, they're a bit freer to show stuff like sex scenes. It'll cause some pearl-clutching in various circles,…

If it turns out to be as fun as Raaz 3 was, I'm in!

Yup, this. I use it to test whether or not I can be friends with someone.... :)

Oh, okay then...

That picture always makes me think of this....

Actually most of us are pretty laid back about being called British. It's on our passports, we just voted to remain part of that nationality (well, 55% of us did), and it's factually accurate, although most of us identify as Scottish first, British second.

As a proud Glaswegian, I feel I should point out that we have a rather large Loyalist population that would bottle you in the face for suggesting even for a second that we weren't British. Likewise, we have a large Irish Republican population that would bottle you in the face for exactly the opposite. We're contrary…

They aren't linear, so feel free to watch them in whatever order you wish. I recommend Five Million Merits, The Entire History Of You, and White Bear as standouts, but all of them are worth watching, and will quite probably mess you up royally by the end... :)

I assume Noah will, he was in the group shot at the end...

250 people laughing their asses off in Glasgow's best cinema one windswept Friday night will agree with me that the funniest line in Flash Gordon is at 1:00 in this video. All it took was a snigger from me and my mate, and the whole cinema started...

I love how the cast list in the trailer is just a total burn on Sam Worthington not having any award noms. #andnoneforGretchenWeiners

Ha! I wish, was mid-00s! He also had long, thick black hair and bleached it a manky orangey yellow once too. Did we date the same guy? ;)