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Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all! Second-to-last Lindy West Dirt Bag ever! IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE. :((((((

I now desperately want him to cast himself as Hugh Grant...

Exactly! Proposals either before the film, or after the film so you don't interrupt everyone else's viewing. At the very least, I hope they warned everyone else in there that it was gonna happen. I've had people scream in my face for their film being interrupted by proper emergencies, I'd hate to deal with this story

They're going on Amazon for about £20 so I doubt it...

It's one of the Big Finish Short Trips anthologies - The Muses one. Katarina's story is based on Calliope. Can't seem to find a copy on line, but Tardis Data Core has a pretty good summary of it...

One of the most disturbing deaths in Who, IMHO. Have you read Katarina In The Underworld, Paradoxy? It broke my heart in many places....

Man, I thought this was gonna be like the time at my friend's dad's wedding where the photographer got all the gents in kilts to moon the camera (Braveheart had just come out, it was totally a thing). When we got the photos back, my mate shows them off to me as I help him make up the wedding album. Dead-centre in this

Yeah, is it so hard to say "I was stupid, it was a shitty joke that I didn't think about the consequences of, and I'm sorry to everyone I offended, especially Mr and Mrs Carter and their adorable little girl."? Own your mistakes Karrueche!

Ka-ROO-chy apparently.....

All of the sploosh.

If it helps, you are not alone in that. I've been confusing them all day!

100% well played Lizzy.

That's awful, your poor family. My papa's not that bad yet, he still recognises us, but is forgetting people he doesn't see all that often, like my neice (who's only 1, so it's difficult for him to recognise that she's the same person he saw 2/3 months ago), or my brother's godmother, who he used to refer to as

Both of my maternal grandparents are 89, and virtually house-bound. My papa is in the early-to-middle stages of vascular dementia and can't really be left unsupervised any more, and my granny suffers from a variety of ailments including severe tinnitus, arthritis, diabetes and old lady vitriol. My mum recently retired

Yep. This. As the only bisexual in my high school friend group of 4 gay guys (two in a committed relationship, one closeted to the world outside of our friends), 3 lesbians and two straight cis girls, there was A. Lot. of random drunken hookups in the vein of 'what happens on holiday, stays on holiday' and

Ooooh! Wine please! :) It seems to go best when crowing over horrible things happening to people you don't like...

I'm not even a Wand Erection fan, but this comment wins 'cos, well, it involves the Daily Mail being on fire whilst having a face-butt. It's now my life's dream to see this happen.

Yup. Rory McCann will always be the Porridge Oats Guy to me...

Theory 2 is entirely accurate, Kelly. I also reckon it's a lot to do with the ruggedness of a man who is only wearing a bit of cloth and nowt else to protect his manparts in our weather. That and the fact that most of the time the person wearing the kilt is going commando and you're only a stiff breeze away from