...or a sober one ask for some 'Filipinos' on his nachos in the cinema. I pulled the oddest expressions trying not to laugh in his face.

It's a British sketch-show called That Mitchell And Webb Look.

I think it's what is commonly referred to as a 'pants day', at least where I am. A day off with no responsibilities or necessities, so you can just sit around in your pants doing as you please....

I know it's from The Late Late Show, and they're talking about listening to loud music in your pants, but for the life of me I can't find the clip on YouTube...

It's like a magic trick. The minute he speaks, looks at the camera, or even breathes...

Came to this thread for the Archer clips, was not disappointed. :)

Can. Not. Star. Enough.

I actually expected the trailer to be interrupted by one of 13's Mockingjay propaganda spots. Slightly disappointed that it wasn't, but then we wouldn't get the full effect of how awful it is that Peeta's at Snow's side.

Oh Lindy, dat kitteh!! It's like a weird monkey-cat raised on nothing but Benny Hill!

I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked by customers what the difference between sugar-coated popcorn and salted popcorn was. One of my co-workers was asked what 'Titanic' was about. I still tell the story of the guy who followed my boyfriend around our foyer because she was convinced he was Tom Hardy…

Nails Inc.'s Baker St. looks very similar and is a total boss of a shade...

Ha! My gran's called Euphemia, and has expressly forbidden any of us from naming our kids after her, cos she hates it so much!

My mum was pulling hard for Guinevere for a worryingly long time before I was born. My dad wasn't keen, and arranged Jennifer as a compromise (it's the Cornish translation of Guinevere), which was also pretty awful just because I had to share it with figuratively everyone I knew!

Ver-SAYSSE!!

FAO: R Kelly...

Wow.

I am All. About. This. Look.

Vaguely related anecdote: Myself and my two besties went to see Romeo + Juliet for my 13th birthday, and only at the end of the movie did Bestie #1 and I discover that Bestie #2 was completely unaware of the whole play and how it ended. There was uncontrollable sobbing and cries of "but why did they die, they're IN…

I served Alice Cooper £8-worth of Pick & Mix when he came in to my cinema, and we proceeded to have a 5-minute chat about 'puggies' (fruit machines, I suppose you'd call them in the States) and why they were the reason for him paying in loose change, before he went into his film.