Each to their own with tattoos (mine probably look stupid to folk who don't watch Doctor Who or know who Harley Quinn is), but I can't help but imagine Sinéad O'Connor is simply extolling the virtues of the UK's #1 hardware and DIY store.... http://www.diy.com/

How did I not know Maya Rudolph's partner was PTA? Mind blown.

This film is my greatest guilty pleasure ever.

Just... nope.

Ruth Panda Ginsbear just made my day!

Nelson Pandela
Pandy Pandinkin
Pandy Warhol
Apanda Huggenkiss

Love it!

This film would be vastly improved if it was this...

Kate Middleton has "hardly done anything" to lose the baby weight except yoga and praying to Osiris, Egyptian God of Death and stretch marks.

Not being a fluent Mandarin speaker, I can't say for definite, but I imagine tonal inflection changes the meaning of the word, kinda like how the word for 'four' [sí] sounds very similar to the word for 'death' [sî] (incidentally, this is why the number four is considered very unlucky in Chinese culture).

Anything would be an improvement on this...

THANK YOU!! For a while, I was convinced that it was just me thinking that...

It's what plants crave!

But... no hangover means no excuse to drink Irn Bru! I can't get on board with this, sorry Australia.

I was mucking about on the connecting wall between my house and my neighbours (was pretending it was a balance beam), when I slipped and fell right on my ladyparts, in a hilarious You've Been Framed/America's Funniest Home Videos sorta way. I was 7, and all I remember of the aftermath was my mum helping me clean up in…

In my cinema, we have a fully-qualified guard on duty every Friday and Saturday (no guns, cos UK, but you do have to pass strict training on physical handling of punters) and 6 of them during certain holidays and celebrations where we are likely to have trouble (three of my colleagues have been physically assaulted in…

Oh Jennifer, don't take it personally, it's more that no one wants to see another Daredevil and Elektra movie...

I don't actually know why I'm surprised at this. My first year at the university that I'll hazard a guess that this guy goes to (it's just round the corner from Radio), I was handed a newsletter from one of the on-campus unions that finished with the choice phrase "Remember: 'No' means 'Yes', and 'Yes' means…