KUZCO!!

*clicks on the Rae Dawn Chong article*

*rocking back and forth* The clowns... The clowns....

*scoffs* The Internet doesn't weigh anything.....

I asked Stephen Hawking, he said it was cool....

You can have all the Internet today!!

Yup! Only in Scotland will a double positive = a negative....

WHO YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!?

I have to confess that my high-school experience was pretty much akin to the first two series of Skins, which is why I got hooked on it. Replace raves with 'sneaking in to gay bars underage', and (SPOILERS) character deaths with friends' suicide attempts that thankfully didn't come to fruition, and you pretty much…

As Frankie Boyle puts it, "Diplomacy in Scotland is saying to someone 'You're a cunt. But it's ok, I like cunts.'"

She better be careful, Cake is a made-up drug!!!!

Abortions for some, and miniature Texan flags for EVERYBODY!!

A friend of mine went to school with an English kid called Wayne Rayper. As 'wean' (pronounced 'Wayne') is a Scottish word meaning 'child', you can imagine how much grief he got...

Let's not bounce off the handle here...

Didn't watch much of The Sopranos (I know, I know, one day...) but he made Where The Wild Things Are, even though it was only voice work...

In Glasgow, the female version of Movember is Oxtober (oxter being Scots for armpit). Kinda like a pride month for ladies who don't shave their pits, more than a growing them thing though, at least in my circle of friends...

Oh, I don't eat shellfish. Ma always says "Never eat anything that can carry its house with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned?"

"Ooh look, George Square!"

"Khan and his wife already have two children, one boy and one girl, which isn't to say, "Look! They didn't kill their daughter before!" but seriously? Do they really believe a pre-natal test will result in an abortion with the very progressive Khan family?"

Yay Ra.One! Chammak Challo time!