My boyfriend's on season 2 and keeps calling Ser Loras 'The Knight of Blowjobs' cos he can't remember anything about the character apart from his penchant for "sword-swallowing"....

Her logic does not resemble our people logic.

I am ignoring the tv series because if I do, I can pretend that it doesn't exist. Kinda like I do with X-Men 3....

Our cat has an obsession with chewing plastic bags and cellophane, and frequently ended up making herself sick from all the ends of plastic bags she swallowed. Now all plastic bags, cellophane and bubble wrap are shut away in drawers/lidded bins, and she's moved on to trying to eat paper. Daft cat.

Hooray for this post!!

High-fives for the amazing use of Servalan!!

This is my new favourite thing EVER!

....the door, the door, the door! Sanch, open the door!"

It’s so hard to watch this episode, knowing that she’s now missing, presumed dead, with the presumption heavily on dead. I don’t think they’ll find anything. But, then again she was like a candle in the wind… unreliable.....

I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace.

Exactly! Amitabh being in Gatsby got it a huge boost, and even MI:Ghost Protocol realised it should cater to fans of Anil Kapoor and released a full Hindi dub in the UK and other territories to capitalise on a (relatively) untouched market...

Don't forget Ra.One!!

Dude! I said exactly this when I got out of the theatre. SRK would've been awesome, Hrithik or even John Abraham too, if they wanted to go younger. I got called a racist 'cos "I'm just projecting a racial identity on a guy purely because off his name". (Or, y'know his canonical history, but whatevs)

I still don't get how Chekov forgot how to beam two fast-moving objects back to the Enterprise when IT'S A GODDAMN PLOT POINT IN THE FIRST FILM! Maybe they wipe your memory when you go to Engineering. Not to mention the fact that the poor guy is literally only there to serve one plot moment - catching Kirk and Scotty…

Something to do with the 'traumatising children' part, apparently. Namby-pamby liberal do-gooders!

Evil Donald Pleasance and his "I'll be back-back-back...." line still haunts my dreams. No one ever played in the river or the reservoir near us, such is the collective childhood trauma from seeing that PSA...

Truest of facts. My partner doesn't know about mine either, but has an idea, as he was my friend for years before we got together. When we first started sleeping together, he got kinda upset that I'd sometimes freeze, struggle or curl up into a foetal position if we were spooning whilst sleeping, but he has a general…

She is, at least,wearing the skirt. The fact that it's the ONLY wearable thing in that whole collection is purely coincidental...

French? At least in the case of Mary, who fled Scotland at the age of 2, and didn't return until she was 19....

And don't even start us on Berwick-Upon-Tweed!!