Let me get you the Internets, for you have won them!

Don't even start me on all the things that were wrong with the statement! My head was about to explode...!

Hi there! Thanks for the comment. My name is a throwback to my burlesque days, but refers to my mum's family, who spent a lot of time as travellers in Scotland, going where the work was. My mum suggested it as, in part, a reference to Gypsy Rose Lee, and also as a sort of 'reclaiming' of the slur she used to hear, and…

Last time I pointed this out on Jezebel I was told by someone, in all seriousness, that "Wham! had many members but it was George Michael's band". I gave up.

You'd be fine, her only real enemies in life are the magpies outside the window, the vacuum cleaner, and the strange things under the bed covers that move in the night (also known as my feet)....

Mr.Trash's kitteh, pretending to be a Jawa.

Don't forget Mongrels! #stillbitter

Me and you both, m'dear! I prefer waxing now, as even though I still get the rash, it's nowhere near as irritating and painful as it is after I've used a bikini trimmer or razor. That shit just burns.

IKR?! It's pretty sad. Has she also lightened her skin, or is that just a really bright flash?

Oh my, yes....

No love for the Marquis De Carabas, Paterson Joseph?

I've asked my pre-teen self this question too, and I've come to the genuinely scary conclusion that Beiber is not that far away from young Mark Owen, 9-year-old GypsyTrash's absolute idol. Having said that, 9YO me was also mad in love with Jeff Goldblum, Charles Dance and Ace off of Doctor Who, so maybe I'm ok....

It still is dude! Only, you'll probably have to go for Harry now....

I would watch this fight, provided it was refereed by Harry Hill....

Another shipmate!!

Yup! If Stephen Hawking had lived in the UK, he'd have died aaaages ago, at the hands of our state-funded Death Panels...

This reminds me of the Mascot races they used to put on at Ayr races (and at half time at numerous football matches), which are surreal but hilarious. Nothing funnier than watching grown men dressed as pandas and giant Jammie Dodgers trying to hurdle whilst not losing their heads (literally!)...

A polite but firm 'stop that now, it's not hygienic' tends to work, in my experience. The people who think dark room full of people=good place to have sex are worse. You get called all sorts for interrupting folk mid coitus, mainly speculating on your own marital status/sexual orientation. They have very little shame.…

Husband à la Labarbra off of Futurama is what MrTrash frequently gets called...

High-fives for you!