I always, ALWAYS park as far away from other cars and busy places. It drives my friends absolutely insane. God forbid they have to walk more than 100 feet to anywhere.  Two things people have become allergic to in a single generation, walking and gluten.

The lengths that some people will go to for a good parking space never cease to amaze me.

I was just watching that a few days ago!

Get off my lawn!

I’m still #teamblackcar. As a petty man once said:

Surprised you don’t have a million stars within seconds.  Here’s one from me!

Obligatory!

The B/R article is really fascinating and worth a read. For me, the most interesting part was how it really highlighted the complicated personal dynamics when it comes to top level teams like this. It feels like almost all big teams have stories like this, with KC being the exception speaking really highly on Andy…

Every single one sourced as “a person formerly close to Rodgers” is absolutely Jordan.

This article is the best thing to happen for Vikings fans since...

Beer Cheese, but its a common mistake to assume bacon grease

I assume that being Green Bay, McCarthy’s massages were all given with bacon grease.

paints him as a supremely petty teammate who browbeat young players and went out of his way to hold grudges.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in Jordan Rodgers being at least three of these anonymous sources.

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

You mean the guy who is completely estranged from his family and basically every other human on the face of the earth was *also* petty with his teammates?

He knows what he has.

explains why he now needs four doors

I too like to expose my condoms to extreme heat and uv exposure that only a dashboard can offer.