Thank you! It’s like the morons that move next to a racetrack. What did you expect? Sadly, they’re winning too many battles.

I do this now. Reasoning is one of my previous Mustangs had low hanging headers, a plastic bag got caught on it and melted. For months my car would smell from the still stuck melting plastic.

I love how long and flat those driveways are.

Good car choice. Make mine a Superbird, just so I can meep-meep it all the time.

Saw my first one in the flesh about a week ago. Looks even more stubby, Donald Duck-like than pictures. Yikes!

I love driving, but it’s to the point I’m ready for fully autonomous vehicles. I’ll get my fix on weekend mountain roads or track days, but the moronicity of daily commuting is outta control.

Live in Utah, happens all the time here, too. Lived in TN and KY. Yup, remember it there as well. Gawd, so infuriating!

This. They’re so awful about this where I now live. I drive a manual, and when I first moved here I’d creep w/ everybody like stop and go traffic, always on/off my clutch at stop lights. Now I just say screw it. I stop at an appropriate distance, but by the time the lights green I’m 2 car lengths back. Rather save my…

It’s sad the only thing that made it to production from the MKR is that heinous grille.

That unique attack killing Dark Dragon. That, to me, was the icing on the cake! It made the end game truly epic and felt so special.

Wish the new one kept the signature look. Ram has always been the most distinguishable of trucks. Now it looks like a Toyota. Just ask Google.

Can confirm. Had to sell mine 3 years ago due to health issues. Been looking recently to re-purchase a GHIG ‘13. They’re still in the low 30s, which is what mine sold for... 3 years ago! Damn

Well I’m 6 foot 3 and like Mohammed Ali
I float like a butterfly and sting like poison ivy
Drive a 69 lincoln suicide doors
Around the town I’m slinking fat subs of course
We’re the greatest show on earth
You know we turn it out daily
In and out of town like Baarnum and Bailey
I know that is a simile but I couldn’t resist
Fro…

I picture this in the coffee shop booth

Once I saw that Great Falls Green was coming stateside on GTIs, I’ve tried every justification to trade in my black ‘15 for one. My goal is to have owned more green cars than all other colors combined.

Jalopnik already did.

Jalopnik already disproved this argument.

I can’t wait to haphazardly chuck my large, pointy tool into that thing!

It’s no Limelight or Sassy Grass, but still excellent.

yes, YES, YES!!! Please, other manufacturers listen. Now just add some interior color options as well. For too long have our garages and roadways been flavourless.