acemullholland
AceMulholland
acemullholland

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

I cannot explain for the life of me why this awful band is suddenly everywhere in my life

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

The thing is, you can regain your swagger playing Chinese basketball, but you lose all your confidence again an hour later.

It seems to me is that part of his complaint as a TV critic is he can no longer point you in the direction of the good stuff. There’s a shotgun blast of a new season of a new show with ten episodes all released at once, and next week there’ll be five newer shows, and three more the week after that.

Civil War is a TOP3 Marvel film by doing two new things in the franchise. First, the movie becomes smaller at the end, not bigger: the big set pieces are at the beginning, and the last fight it’s just Iron Man and Cap punching each other. Second, the villain has pathos, and the great Daniel Brühl delivers a really

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

Thank you for this, Ray. You make Deadspin the Good Place.

and Burneko has given up on the Wizards, the craven spine-deficient weakling

Hard to say. He’s seen something like twenty should experts. Depending on who you believe, 18 said “nothing is wrong with your shoulder” and two said “thoracic outlet syndrome” which is real and painful issues. Some think it’s all mental and, at the end of the day, who the hell knows anything for sure? Fultz seemed

Greg Oden and the Portland Trail Blazers would like a word with you...

it’s pronounced “Mar-kel,” rhymes with “Adele”

It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Ugh, with the way the pissy fanboys have been about this movie, I was really hoping it would be good just to shut them up.

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips.

This article is shocking. It floored me, just shook me right to my core...

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.