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Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

Well in that case, thank God we have sites like Deadspin and Splinter!

I had a master plan for today, but it did not go quite as planned. That’s OK. That’s what blogging is about. You

Transactions, Nov. 1

This the final Deadspin transaction before relegation. As the last editor left with access to our work systems, I’m

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports

So 2 inexperienced guys took a sprawling source material and had to work their way through adapting it because it had never really been done before. OK, that’s not exactly surprising.

It somewhat sucks as Mariota is supposedly one of the coolest dudes in the NFL and the kind of a guy you just wish success for. Maybe that was the problem and he wasn’t crazy enough to be a great QB.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

At what point do we just say boxing shouldn’t be a thing anymore?  I wonder if in 50 years people will look back in disbelief that this sport even existed in the 21st century.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Maroon 5 really isn’t that bad

Not that any of this matters but didn’t the original Dream Team lose to a team comprised of college players originally?  I mean, I still imagine it’s because Jordan had money on the NCAA team, but who knows?!

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

I’m going to assume Mysterio isn’t actually dead.

It’s nice to have a specific reason to consider a Warrior an asshole rather than the usual jealousy of their wins.

she’s breaking new ground as the first female assistant coach for a bad nba team

Kawhi does DeMar’s whole thing 1000x better, then adds defense good enough to bother Giannis.

Neither. I hit Answer, hold the phone squarely in front of my face and start yelling at whoever had the temerity or bad judgment to try and reach me by phone.