Chris Berman is also a leaker, which is what he gets for eating six cans of Olestra Pringles.

This column captures the zeitgeist of Belichick perfectly.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

“Did you go to high school?”

It’s such a break from the usual, boring, Witten-esque color commentary we get. I think of it less like he’s actually part of a professional broadcast team, and more like I get to just watch a basketball game during story time with crazy uncle Bill.

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

It feels like it should be impossible to have 3 of the top 50ish players in the league and still be a clown car of ineptitude, and yet here we are. We don’t give the Wolves near enough shit for being as terrible as they are. The only reason they aren’t considered to be the Browns of the NBA is that they drafted KG,…

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Stefan invented the Whole Paycheck joke

FREEZE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

I believe her. 

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

This was a great own, but also I kinda like CJ McCollum now for some reason? S

This is the most appropriate and quite possibly the cruelest burn possible.