it’s pronounced “Mar-kel,” rhymes with “Adele”

It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Ugh, with the way the pissy fanboys have been about this movie, I was really hoping it would be good just to shut them up.

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips.

This article is shocking. It floored me, just shook me right to my core...

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.

Chris Berman is also a leaker, which is what he gets for eating six cans of Olestra Pringles.

This column captures the zeitgeist of Belichick perfectly.

Which one was Fandral even? The big bearded one? Or the other one? I don’t remember ever even seeing their faces.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

Nah. I am relieved, to not have to deal with Star Wars mishigas during the Holidays. Seriously. Star Wars is dead. People like Germain won’t realize it til next year, but it died December 15th, 2017.

Not just Marvel. Literally every large movie has second units taking care of separate sections of the film.

working with pixels is “easy”

Breaks an NDA and doesn’t appear to like the way Marvel does a lot of their movies. Yeah, she was a great fit.

“Did you go to high school?”

It’s such a break from the usual, boring, Witten-esque color commentary we get. I think of it less like he’s actually part of a professional broadcast team, and more like I get to just watch a basketball game during story time with crazy uncle Bill.

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.