Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

It feels like it should be impossible to have 3 of the top 50ish players in the league and still be a clown car of ineptitude, and yet here we are. We don’t give the Wolves near enough shit for being as terrible as they are. The only reason they aren’t considered to be the Browns of the NBA is that they drafted KG,…

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

Stefan invented the Whole Paycheck joke

FREEZE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

+5

DC Doesn’t Know What to Do With Cyborg

I believe her. 

That also looked to me like a “If you can’t finish it, just give me whatever you have at COB on Friday” kind of shot.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

This was a great own, but also I kinda like CJ McCollum now for some reason? S

This is the most appropriate and quite possibly the cruelest burn possible.  

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

He’s going to reprise his role as Peter’s driving teacher?

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

I assume there are other readers my age who grew up in Ohio.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.