Couldn’t have happened to a nicer rapist.

In many states, a blowjob is considered sodomy.

What the fuck is that link supposed to lead to?

Kill yourself.

You’re a worthless cunt.

On the other hand, it’s nice that we aren’t placating the dying with stupid fairy tales about eternal salvation and kindly deities immediately before killing them.

Wasn’t that the same defense Gawker used when it came to the Hulk Hogan sex tape? How’d that work out again?

Nice work dragging the scumbag out of the grays.

Old man fails to keep up with the times. Film at 11.

I feel confident assuming his focus on autism is due to Barron being on the spectrum. No wonder they never let the creepy little fuck talk.

Calm your shit. It was a dig at Bristol, not sex workers, you fucking dork.

Your take is fucking stupid.

Look, I get that black people have to stick up for other black people, but she committed a crime when she smashed his window. That she was taking revenge for being assaulted is immaterial -- and, if anything, just highlights her motives for the crime she committed.

Counter-counterpoint: It’s a DC movie.

Get good, bitch.

Why is this a story?

Look at these motherfuckers with no idea about Walla Walla Sweet Onions. I pity all of you.

Nothing says “I love you” like a tiny chomp full of sharp teeth.

Alternately, you could just play with your cat regularly. It’s not like they’re dogs where you have to take them on a walk or to the park. You can get a quality cat toy for less than $5, and throwing it around the room for a bit each day will do wonders for your cat’s physique.

I can’t wait to read Michael Harriott’s thrilling account of how this black cat is being racially exploited by the NYPD.