Old man fails to keep up with the times. Film at 11.

I feel confident assuming his focus on autism is due to Barron being on the spectrum. No wonder they never let the creepy little fuck talk.

Calm your shit. It was a dig at Bristol, not sex workers, you fucking dork.

Your take is fucking stupid.

Look, I get that black people have to stick up for other black people, but she committed a crime when she smashed his window. That she was taking revenge for being assaulted is immaterial -- and, if anything, just highlights her motives for the crime she committed.

Counter-counterpoint: It’s a DC movie.

Get good, bitch.

Why is this a story?

Look at these motherfuckers with no idea about Walla Walla Sweet Onions. I pity all of you.

Nothing says “I love you” like a tiny chomp full of sharp teeth.

Alternately, you could just play with your cat regularly. It’s not like they’re dogs where you have to take them on a walk or to the park. You can get a quality cat toy for less than $5, and throwing it around the room for a bit each day will do wonders for your cat’s physique.

I can’t wait to read Michael Harriott’s thrilling account of how this black cat is being racially exploited by the NYPD.

I’m glad Max Landis is following in his father’s footsteps. Hopefully he’ll die soon too.

“we know who he is in delaware and we love who he is. we celebrate with him and when his son died, we all mourned with him. he’s our granddad (or uncle), and he treats us as such. i think it’s about intention, and i don’t think his intention was ever nefarious. and if no one ever told him, i don’t think he ever…

I’d like to believe that, but I think he’s fully lacking the self-awareness to understand how creepy he is. Biden is INCREDIBLY old and that whole generation is a waste of flesh at the best of times.

When you were growing up and told your parents that you wanted to be the black Hamilton Nolan, just how badly did they beat the shit out of you?

I think Biden is being honest when he says he believes he did nothing wrong. Simultaneously, I’m horrified that he lacks the self-awareness to understand that he’s creepy as hell.

Who the fuck wants to be like their dad?

Based on your illiteracy, I’m guessing you’re white, mid-60s, and a big fan of Sean Hannity. Sorry that the world is changing faster than you’re comfortable, but learn to deal with it you bitchy old fuck.

Oh good, more posts about New York that nobody outside of that smug shithole cares about.